![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “We have the Pepsi range, which flavour would you like?” Bottom Text: “Coke.”]
Woo, my retail robin got published!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1ep4I8uq1qm3qzeo1_500.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “We have the Pepsi range, which flavour would you like?”
Bottom Text: “Coke.”]
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “WHAT BEERS DO YOU HAVE?” “VB, COLDS, CROWNIES, CASCADE AND MIDS” “OH SO WHAT ABOUT TOOHEYS NEW?”
Bottom Text: “DID I FUCKING SAY TOOHEYS NEW?”
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “SEE PERSON WALKING TOWARD YOUR STORE.”Bottom Text: “DON’T YOU DARE COME IN HERE.”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfchaPFfo1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “SEE PERSON WALKING TOWARD YOUR STORE.”
Bottom Text: “DON’T YOU DARE COME IN HERE.”]
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Have a nice weekend. You too.” Bottom Text: “Working 9 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday.”]
I work pretty much every Friday night, and many Saturdays too. Everyone is going WOO ITS DA WEEKEND LETS GET DRUNK and I’m “Whatever”.
Although Monday mornings is a good time for me, so swings and roundabouts.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxeitrq0h1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Have a nice weekend. You too.”
Bottom Text: “Working 9 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday.”]
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.top text: “Customer buys 3 of an item”bottom text: “can I have a bulk discount?”]
Oh GOD yes. People have to get over the thought that buying 5 or 10 of something makes them a big spender. Because usually it fucking DOESN’T!!!. Yes, take your business elsewhere, then we’ll both be happy.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr24pnk0WH1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
top text: “Customer buys 3 of an item”
bottom text: “can I have a bulk discount?”]
Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “*bing* car at drive thru”
Bottom Text: “”helloooooooooooo” “what can i get you?” “I’m not ready yet”“
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “ASK CUSTOMER FOR DRIVERS LICENSE FOR CASH REFUND.” Bottom Text: “SPEND NEXT 5 MINUTES ARGUING IT’S POLICY AND NOT AN ATTEMPT TO STEAL THEIR PERSONAL INFO, WHILST PLOTTING THEIR DEMISE.”]
Very rarely, someone on the phone gets paranoid when we ask for the CCV number. So funny!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqmledngPb1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “ASK CUSTOMER FOR DRIVERS LICENSE FOR CASH REFUND.”
Bottom Text: “SPEND NEXT 5 MINUTES ARGUING IT’S POLICY AND NOT AN ATTEMPT TO STEAL THEIR PERSONAL INFO, WHILST PLOTTING THEIR DEMISE.”]
Very rarely, someone on the phone gets paranoid when we ask for the CCV number. So funny!
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
top text: YOU CAN’T COMBINE ALL THOSE COUPONS MA’AM.
bottom text: “WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER!?”]
He’s on a fucking Caribbean cruise, now fuck off with your fucking coupons. Fucker.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqctxn3Ffe1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
top text: YOU CAN’T COMBINE ALL THOSE COUPONS MA’AM.
bottom text: “WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER!?”]
He’s on a fucking Caribbean cruise, now fuck off with your fucking coupons. Fucker.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “CUSTOMER CALLS STORE” Bottom Text: “TO ASK FOR STORE’S NUMBER”]
Yup. It’s happened at every retail job I’ve worked.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9qvag3UC1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “CUSTOMER CALLS STORE”
Bottom Text: “TO ASK FOR STORE’S NUMBER”]Yup. It’s happened at every retail job I’ve worked.
