![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “We have the Pepsi range, which flavour would you like?” Bottom Text: “Coke.”]
Woo, my retail robin got published!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1ep4I8uq1qm3qzeo1_500.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “We have the Pepsi range, which flavour would you like?”
Bottom Text: “Coke.”]
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “WHAT BEERS DO YOU HAVE?” “VB, COLDS, CROWNIES, CASCADE AND MIDS” “OH SO WHAT ABOUT TOOHEYS NEW?”
Bottom Text: “DID I FUCKING SAY TOOHEYS NEW?”
WTF? No, really?[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’m sorry sir, we’re having problems with the tills today.”
Bottom Text: “Then maybe you shouldn’t have women on them.”
NOTE: This is what someone said to me today. I was FURIOUS.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “SEE PERSON WALKING TOWARD YOUR STORE.”Bottom Text: “DON’T YOU DARE COME IN HERE.”]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrfchaPFfo1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “SEE PERSON WALKING TOWARD YOUR STORE.”
Bottom Text: “DON’T YOU DARE COME IN HERE.”]
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Have a nice weekend. You too.” Bottom Text: “Working 9 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday.”]
I work pretty much every Friday night, and many Saturdays too. Everyone is going WOO ITS DA WEEKEND LETS GET DRUNK and I’m “Whatever”.
Although Monday mornings is a good time for me, so swings and roundabouts.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxeitrq0h1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “Have a nice weekend. You too.”
Bottom Text: “Working 9 hour shifts Saturday and Sunday.”]
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.top text: “Customer buys 3 of an item”bottom text: “can I have a bulk discount?”]
Oh GOD yes. People have to get over the thought that buying 5 or 10 of something makes them a big spender. Because usually it fucking DOESN’T!!!. Yes, take your business elsewhere, then we’ll both be happy.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr24pnk0WH1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
top text: “Customer buys 3 of an item”
bottom text: “can I have a bulk discount?”]
Two guys are undergoing a messy divorce, because one of them slept with Sean Parker and they are terrible at communicating even though they’re unnaturally articulate (thank you, Aaron Sorkin). Tumblr loves them more than the Oscars did.
Also, Facebook gets invented.
![fuckyeahretailrobin:
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.top text: “Would you like the receipt in the bag or with you.”bottom text: “yes.”]
I hate when costumers do this. yes to the bag or you. You cannot have both.
Giving customers choices rarely ends well.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4qmn7w0L1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[image description: background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. a robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
top text: “Would you like the receipt in the bag or with you.”
bottom text: “yes.”]
I hate when costumers do this. yes to the bag or you. You cannot have both.
Giving customers choices rarely ends well.
